GOOSEY, GOOSEY GANDER

Goosey, Goosey Gander
What are you snichin'?
Chocolate cake, fatty steak,
In m' lady's kitchen.

Goosey Goosey Gander ,
What are you gobblin'?
Constantly, endlessly,
No wonder that you're wobblin'!

Goosey, Goosey Gander,
Hoping to be slimmer?
Eat enough, healthy stuff
Goosey you'll be trimmer.